Kuishinbo~Meow~

I eat so much until people call me Dr. Fish Fish.

Friday, August 26, 2005

牙牙学语の二 : 男朋友

Ok... today into the mood to write Mandarin again. My 1st post was about "carp". And today, it is about "boy friend". Sorry again for those that don't know how to read Mandarin. Get a translator if you want to know the content. ^_~

唐伟爱,我大姐在拉曼学院时期的室友。我们叫她阿爱。我与她挺投缘的,曾常常一块吃喝玩乐。这女生很有异性缘,有她的地方,就有一大堆吃冰琪淋的色眼猛往她盯。

哈!谁叫她父母把她生得那么性感尤物?大姐把阿爱形容得最贴切。

"我告诉你哦!阿爱最引人瞩目的那双峰,是圆挺挺的大橙。把什么飞机场,泄气的大西瓜都给比下去。再配上她的黄蜂腰,还有那丰润的厚唇。只要眨个眼,男人的身体会软一半,他们身边的女人会恨得牙痒痒的,却又忍不住往自己的身上看。男人一边哄着女友没人比她好,一边在脑里幻想和阿爱风风雨雨。可悲也~"

我和阿爱在旁听了,一个忍不住嘴嘟嘟抗议,一个大笑得地上翻滚。

"阿爱,来,给我们看看你的橙, 看它有多圆多挺。" 我眨着单眼,坏蛋的往她瞧。

"你们都是衰人,这么欺负我!" 她越是娇声地埋怨,越是把她的妩媚衬托出来。

阿爱的社交手腕很好。理所当然的,她的异性朋友也特别多。当中醉翁之意不在酒的,还挺不少的。从大她十岁到小她六岁的,都疯狂的爱慕着她。而阿爱,总有办法应付自如。她很懂得如何让这些男人心甘情愿地献殷勤,却又不让他们任何一个踏出友谊之线。

室友们也习惯了常常有不同的男生载她出去。

一个周末日,阿爱好忙。那天早上和一个男生吃了早点回来后,换了衣服,不到十五分钟,又和另一个男生出去了。傍晚,她终于赴完第三个约,疲倦地往楼梯走去。

姐姐和阿爱住四楼。底层的楼梯旁,住了一户人家,有个几岁大的小女生,常喜欢在那儿骑她的小玩具脚踏车。

看见阿爱,她突然停住了。向阿爱笑了笑。阿爱也回应了。

"姐姐,我问你个问题可不可以?"她甜甜地说。

阿爱想都不想,"好呀!有什么你尽管问吧。"

小女孩认真地用她纯真的眼睛盯着阿爱,"姐姐,我想了好久,每次那么多男生来载你出去,到底哪个才是你真正的男朋友啊?"

阿爱,"... ..." *晴天霹雳*

哈!

9 Comments:

At 11:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello,
I came upon you blog while I did a bit of blog surfing.
I hope you do not mind me if I invite you and other visitors to you blog to visit my site.
That is if they are interested to Download movies Join a download site for unlimited movies downloading

 
At 11:59 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Satellite TV Washington - Feel the need to accessorize your Dishnetwork? We have spare Dishnetwork remote controls and other Dishnetworth items that can be useful for your Dishnetwork. Check out my site, it's all about Satellite TV Washington

 
At 3:22 PM, Blogger letti said...

hi there..i would have loved to have understood what you wrote, but i could only read "di er: nan peng you"...LOL.my chinese is real bad.

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger cooknengr said...

Hey Fish Fish, 阿愛的爸媽也真是, 又伟, 又爱, 那个姓已经够性感了, 不信的話,用英文拼一拼 :)

 
At 11:42 PM, Blogger Acrix said...

"男人一边哄着女友没人比她好,一边在脑里幻想和阿爱风风雨雨." I think most of the time guy is like this eh? Or else they gona be skinned alive by their gf~

 
At 9:22 AM, Blogger ting-aling said...

Hi fish..don't know Mandarin but I was just here visiting you to find out how you are doing.

 
At 5:49 PM, Blogger domesticgoddess said...

哗哈哈哈!魔鬼身材的女人同常都免不了被人盯的啦...

 
At 6:50 PM, Blogger fish fish said...

letti : Sorry ar my dear~ This post it meant to be written in Mandarin for the words expression.

cooknengr : Eh... Thong? or Tongue?

acrix : ;) Heeee... men~

ting-aling : I'm fine. Just kind of busy. Thank you~ ^_^

domesticgoddess : *Agree agree* :P

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger cooknengr said...

Hey Fish Fish, both are correct...but I think men would first think about the first answer. If her 功夫到家的話, men will not forget the second answer :)

 

Post a Comment

<< Home